2020 is the Year of the Rat. In observance of this year (the best of all years), we have elected to make ourselves known. All the signs were there, you had your suspicions. Now you can put your mind at ease: Verminati Confirmed.
We have succeeded for millennia, unaided by technology, but now wish to insert ourselves into your digital lives the way we invade your cities. We have infiltrated Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and more. Our power and influence is spreading on the internet like an irresistible epidemic. We are bringing our devotees together and empowering them to wear their allegiances openly and proudly. A New Rat Order approaches!
Fear not, children. We are benevolent masters. We only have the world's best interests at heart, and you have much to learn.
A Novum Mundi Ex Mures Inclusi Essent. 🐀
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